“Usually my jokes are from the tv. I’m not that creative.” “… Wait, Where’s that from?”

I strongly suspect staying up till 5 every day for the past two weeks is responsible for my insomnia. Either that – or goblins.

Things I don’t get: It. (That is all.)

You guys remember that time I was beaten, burgled, and broken into? I’m trying to shorten that into a 250 word story now… for posterity.

Whoa, I’m gone for a day and my two sentence philosophy papers meme takes off and mutates into haiku form. Très cool.

I haven’t said anything witty in 24 hours. That’s got to be a new record.

Famous philosophical papers in two sentences: Mary lives in grayscale but studies colors a LOT. Then she sees red – She probably says “Wow.”

Going home. I feel pity for those still studying in the library, resentment for those who are not.

Ooh! Acquired Sociopathy and the moral/conventional distinction! This is going to be interesting… =D

I love unnecessary clarifications, because they make you wonder if they weren’t necessary. “Pixel will be there: with pants ON.”

Reading “Finger-length ratios and sexual orientation” and checking my 2D:4D fingers. “Men with more than one older brother are more likely to be homosexual” “Women with smaller index fingers than ring fingers are also more likely to be homosexual.” …Time…

I’ll be done NEVER or Sunday at 3 p.m. Whichever comes first.

“Hey, I wanted to ask you. See, I was planning on going out to dinner with you Saturday, but I can cancel if you’re not interested.”

Famous philosophical papers in two sentences: Jones has a justified true belief about coins for some reason. But he doesn’t even KNOW it!

P minus 3000 words as of 7 p.m.

They say “write what you know.” And that’s why I’m just a reader.

TWITTER – Back to psychopaths for the night and until I write 3k more words! Aren’t you so lucky??