Actually, I’m writing this ahead of time so that, if I cannot get to the Internet today, you’ll still be able to read some yummy A Pixelated Mind thoughts.
So this is my new map. I’ve made four. Get to know and love it. But you guys don’t want to know where I am. You want to learn what my trip has been like thus far. 1
So now, in no particular order, here are the crazy things that (will) have happened to me thus far:
- Just as I’d gotten out of New Mexico, I realized I’d forgotten my cell phone, wallet, and most of my clothes.
- I drove back the four hours to my house, repacked, then headed out again…
- … only to realize I had forgotten to get dressed and was, sadly, naked.
- I stopped on the side of the road to get dressed when a police officer came up demanding oral sex or he’d send me to jail.
- I let him give me oral sex.
- Then I drove for a few hours until a deer jumped in front of me.
- I wish I’d had a video camera, because I didn’t know that deer played hopscotch.
- So, after a few hours of driving and exhausting my entire collection of podcasts, I broke down in Tucson.
- I fixed my car in two minutes, but the exposure to the Tucson sun gave me a blistering sunburn.
- Then, at about 9, I arrived on campus at ASU and sat in on my friend Moira’s Introduction to Philosophy class.
- I took notes, but I was completely unprepared for her pop quiz. I’m going to stick around afterward to see if I can make it up.
- We went to eat pizza.
- Now I’m sitting at her computer writing out this post.
- … only I’m not, because I wrote this last week.
See you soon!
- Or so I’m predicting. [↩]
I am offended. The Tucson sun is not bad. Actually, right now it’s rainging. Mwhahaha. And it’s nine o’clock, I wonder if you’re here. Hmmm. Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that I hate ASU.
Wow. And I thought leaving your cell phone somewhere 20 minutes away was rough. And to think we somehow once got by without them…