Five Years


I’m trying to think of something offensive and yet funny, but I can’t seem to get them to mix in the exact formula that has made my blog so famous:1


One part taboo

One part unexpected

A dash of hilarity

A sprinkle of absurdity

One literal interpretation

One part mock innocence

Je ne sais quoi 

I usually just dash them all into a post and publish the result if it turns out to be yummy, but I just realized that the last ingredient is French for “I don’t know what.”

Oh.  Sweet.  Merciful.  Mary. The Possibly Virgin.  Mother. Of. Jesus.

I’ve been sprinkling nutmeg on my posts for YEARS!!

  1. My blog is not famous []


  1. I love your blog! It’s the time it takes for the comments to go through that drives me crazy. Is there anything you can do about that? ‘Cause if you could, I’d comment here a lot more. And, you know, my comments are gold, baby!

  2. I know, I’ve told him to take care of it, he just doesn’t listen!

    Also, I think that last line would have been funnier if he had said ‘paprika.’ What do you think?

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