I’m so sick of discrimination, I want to vomit in fury. I’d finally gotten to the point in my life when I thought that I was okay with this. When I thought that the world was changing and that in a few years, I wouldn’t have to deal with it. But then I’m woken from my dogmatic stupor by incidents like the one that occurred to me this morning. I’ll give you the play-by-play:
- I decided I needed to buy a microphone for my podcast, so I went to Radio Shack, because I had questions that needed answers.
- I arrived, carrying a baby blue Hello Kitty umbrella. I could tell that the attendant looked upon it with disdain. The fact that I walked in with my male friend, Yoshi, did not help anything.
- The attendant was very obviously a white man, and, as I discovered later, a very staunch Libertarian and Jehovah’s Witness.
- It didn’t look good for me when I asked him for help choosing a microphone I could use for my upcoming podcast.
- But he was nice and let me know which microphone I should get, saving me a ton of money in the process. I went home to try it out.
- That was when the unthinkable happened: the microphone he sold me was not compatible with Macintosh!
I know! It’s inhumane, discriminatory, and unconscionable. I should call the ACLU. I mean… what kind of a world is this when a Mac user can’t walk around with a chump PC user without feeling judged as inferior?
… I think I’m going to go and sit in my car alone now.
I think you just might be the world’s most melodramatic person. And coming from me, that’s saying something.