I’m going to start linking to all of them soon. Next time, probably.
- You were funner when your life was terrible.
- You’re loud and overbearing. That said, I somehow have the desire to hang out with you. Weird.
- Sorry to hear about all of your misfortune. I’d say you don’t deserve it, but there’s an off chance that you might.
- Sorry I stayed at your house and left the next day like it was a bad motel rather than a timely favor.
- You are a jerk that stayed at my house and left the next day like it was a bad motel. This is unforgivable. You are a jerk. (Hm. It really is strange that you two are next to each other on the phone book.)
- So, you’re coming here next semester. So it goes.
- Nice knowing you. I much preferred you to the friend that introduced us. Oh, well. Have a nice life.
- Sorry about your father. He seemed like a nice man.
- Ring… ring… ring… Why doesn’t anyone ever answer here?
- Happy graduation. Have an awesome life.
- Remember that time you plagiarized off me? Yeah, that wasn’t cool, man. You made me look bad.
- You were hot. Interesting? Weeeell…… …. … .. .
- You scare me.
- I had a crush on your sister. Why did you both end up so crazy??
… so it goes.
Update: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi (most of these links won’t work until I actually publish the rest of the series. That said. Use these to navigate what you can until then.)
