Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. V of XXVI)

It turns out I have to make friends whose names start with the following letters:  Q, U, O, X.  If you know a quirky Quentin, an unassuming Ursula, an original Omar, or a xenophobic Xavier, please: send them my way.

And now… more!  (psst!  I’ve just changed the pattern.  Only one person got it before, which is good, but

  • You intimidate me less than most of the people who are in your position.  You’re smart, but you really should prepare more for things.
  • Thanks for all the stuff.  Was it awkward for you, too, to have to talk to me all the time last semester?
  • You know, I knew you had a crush on me for years, but never did anything because I just had other stuff to do.  Also: I found out you slept with one of my best friends.  Yuck.
  • *sigh*  You know, if I’d kissed you on that one date we had a long time ago, our lives would be so different now.  Specifically, I would have one further person on my list of regrets. 1
  • I always liked you a little bit less as a person than I did your girlfriend… you were just too demanding and annoying.  But you realize you went crazy, right?
  • Aww, you’re awesome.  Have a nice life, yeah?
  • I hope I get to know you a little bit better next year.  You seem pretty cool.
  • You have an awesome beard.

Updatept. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi (most of these links won’t work until I actually publish the rest of the series.  That said.  Use these to navigate what you can until then.)

  1. Just kidding.  I regret nothing.  We wouldn’t have worked well together anyway. []

One comment

  1. “Aww, you’re awesome. Have a nice life, yeah?”

    I’m just going to assume this is me and blame you if I don’t end up having a nice life.

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