Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XII of XXVI)

Man.  There are some beautiful people on this list.  There’s also a public service.  Hm…  Not enough hints?  Okay:  pretty much everyone I still talk to will know someone on this list.

  • Please don’t have a crush on me.  I mean, I think you’re pretty cool, but… no.  Just no.
  • It bothers me to see how people use you.  It bothers me because I know I could never do it myself.
  • One of my friends thought you were hot, another thought that you were abusive and crazy.  I just think you’re pretty fun and cool.
  • Why did you have children with that man?  He’s a moron, lazy, and will hold you back!  I know you knew it ahead of time, but why did you still go through with it?
  • You’re gorgeous, and I can look past how devout you are because you don’t proselytize…  but you could do sooo much better than your current fiancée.
  • My man, he did well when he locked you down.  You’re all sorts of cool, I’m glad you two are still together because we get to hang out some times.
  • You and Bow go pretty well together.  I’m glad it’s worked out so far, because you’re a very cool chick.
  • I don’t know if we could ever have been anything.  I mean, I was obviously attracted to you, but you were too much for me as far as alcohol, drugs, and everything else is concerned.  Still: I’m glad you found someone.  Even if you took him from another mutual friend.
  • I’m still not over it..  And that’s a good portion of the reason we can never be friends.
  • I always found you a bit too loud, big, and obvious.  And last time I saw you, I realized that I only ever hung out with you because we had mutual friends… sorry.
  • Sorry I screwed over your brother back in 2002.  You’re my oldest friend, and I always felt bad about that.
  • … I am not sad that you lost your job, but I’m very sad you haven’t gotten your life together since.  Sorry I provided emotional support for the women that came up to speak against you.
  • This one really is about you.

Navigationpt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi

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