Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XIX of XXVI)

This is where I’m glad that my phonebook is alphabetical by nicknames rather than anything else.

  • You should come out with us more.  You’re relatively cool, but mostly we just want to hang out with your friends.
  • I didn’t make anything better and was likely instrumental in making it significantly worse.  I truly am sorry about that.
  • You make my world a better place.  Or at least you would, if you weren’t so unreliable that even when we end up by happenstance in the same place at the same time, you stand me up and go hang out with lame-os.  :cry:
  • He is selfish and crazy.  Please realize this.  Or, because it makes everyone else’s life easier: don’t. I just think I would feel bad if you end up stuck with him because nobody warned you.  I think Eva Braun started like that.

Navigation pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi

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