I’ve decided to change up the order on the letters that were left. I don’t know if this is of any use to anyone, but I’m still hoping it’s figure-out-able, so… Yeah
- You’re one of my greatest friends, but you’re such a skeptic that it brings me down. Only, that’s such a lame thing to complain about that I never tell you anything. So… I wish I could, but even I find it a silly issue.
- You’re fun, but your life seems so tattered and stressed. Sorry about that.
- I don’t think you’re allowed to leave a guy for not being ambitious if he spent the last four years working so that you could go to college. Just sayin’.
- You’re not as smart as you imagine. I think that’s an a priori truth.
- Your kids are going to get into alcohol and drugs because they idolized you and you got into alcohol and drugs and didn’t change drastically as a result.
- I’m pretty scared of you. Especially if you ever find out about your daughter.
- Sorry I didn’t see you more when you lived nearby. I would have, but my life was too important to set aside.
- I really like and respect you, but you’re so ridiculously awkward.
- Yes, I would like some free swag. No, I would not like to listen to bad jokes and watch bad movies in order to get said swag.
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