Friend, I hardly know thee

Here’s a fun game: pick a friend you know really well then spend an entire evening pretending to be shocked by their normal behaviors as if you didn’t really know them at all.

Example using my friend Bre:

“Wait, you’re drinking? I thought your extremely religious convictions would be against that!

…You’re not religious? Oh, man, so you’re not going to thank me for erasing all of your Pearl Jam music?

… oh, wow. I’m so sorry. Please don’t be mad: I’m afraid you’ll hurt yourself or others!”

Here’s a fun game: pick a friend you know really well then spend an entire evening pretending to be shocked by their normal behaviors as if you didn’t really know them at all. Example using my friend Bre: “Wait, you’re drinking? I thought your extremely religious convictions would be against that! …You’re not religious? Oh,…