New Themes

I’ve decided that from now on I will live a satirical life in the following ways:

  1. I will fear Canadian immigrants because they are stealing our jobs.
  2. I will fight for a cure for Gum Disease.
  3. I will regard left-handed people as second-class citizens and insist they use separate water fountains and not be allowed to marry right-handed people.

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