Hourly Comic Day 2011
This year, I got a lot faster at drawing. And presumably better, but it’s going to be really hard to tell because I also cared much less than last year or the year before. In hour 12, SElizabeth and I…
Local pie shop is offering a half a pie for $3.
Local pie shop is offering a half a pie for $3.14 for some reason. That just seems irrational!
Enjoying some pie alone in a pie shop on Pi day.
Enjoying some pie alone in a pie shop on Pi day.
I bet Angela’s Ashes is a totally different story for people who are prejudiced against gingers.
I bet Angela’s Ashes is a totally different story for people who are prejudiced against gingers.
It must be terrible to be religious during end times- all repenting, no pillaging and plundering.
It must be terrible to be religious during end times- all repenting, no pillaging and plundering.
Academic Advice Column
Dear Gabe, Many months ago, my adviser recommended I add a particular faculty member to my committee: call him Dr. X. I had misgivings about adding Dr. X because I’ve never known him to have any students and I’d heard…
I’ve yet to fly in a major airline that respects the rules of shotgun.
I’ve yet to fly in a major airline that respects the rules of shotgun.
My roommates are the worst!
“I’ve decided that the best way to live my life is to treat myself with the same basic decency with which I would treat complete strangers.” – Mari A-H My roommates are these two guys: Future Me and Past Me.…
This is my 2500th tweet.
This is my 2500th tweet. It’s is a novel’s worth. But a stupid novel with a schizophrenic, conceited protagonist. Thanks for following!
The thing I most hate about myself is that I hate things about myself.
The thing I most hate about myself is that I hate things about myself.
With his powers of special composition, the Metaphysician has the power to bring objects into being by mere contact! #philosophysuperheroes
With his powers of special composition, the Metaphysician has the power to bring objects into being by mere contact! #philosophysuperheroes
I’m not in deep thought, I’m just deep into shallow thoughts.
I’m not in deep thought, I’m just deep into shallow thoughts.
I think Harry Potter peaked too early.
I think Harry Potter peaked too early. He’s going to spend the rest of his life bragging: “You guys remember when I defeated Voldemort?”
PODCAST!
The more astute among you may have noticed that there is a new tab in the top section of my page: “ID.” What is ID, you ask? It’s short for Internal Dialogues: my new weekly Podcast! My friend Daniel and…
Can you add on to another person’s note to self? “Note to self: don’t mention hipsters to Jeremy.
Can you add on to another person’s note to self? “Note to self: don’t mention hipsters to Jeremy.” “…and come out of the closet… Soon.”
Me: you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to offend me.
Me: you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to offend me. When did you wake up? Him: I woke up at 5:30. Me: that’s offensive!
Quitting: NSFW
Quitting: NSFW
Things I am bad at estimating
How much time things will take How much time I have available How funny I am How much something will affect me emotionally How tall I am How pregnant ladies are How much hugging is appropriate How people will take…