I love unnecessary clarifications, because they make you wonder if they weren’t necessary. “Pixel will be there: with pants ON.”

Reading “Finger-length ratios and sexual orientation” and checking my 2D:4D fingers. “Men with more than one older brother are more likely to be homosexual” “Women with smaller index fingers than ring fingers are also more likely to be homosexual.” …Time…

I’ll be done NEVER or Sunday at 3 p.m. Whichever comes first.

“Hey, I wanted to ask you. See, I was planning on going out to dinner with you Saturday, but I can cancel if you’re not interested.”

Famous philosophical papers in two sentences: Jones has a justified true belief about coins for some reason. But he doesn’t even KNOW it!

P minus 3000 words as of 7 p.m.

They say “write what you know.” And that’s why I’m just a reader.

TWITTER – Back to psychopaths for the night and until I write 3k more words! Aren’t you so lucky??

Stephen is a strange name. Steven, on the other hand, is much more respectable.

I need a witty title that says Kuhnian exemplars are philosophically interesting

My world hurts. But my paper is written. And Kuhn is still mostly wrong about life.

God damn it. I want to go to sleep. NOW.

Could someone please explain to me how I could have written 800 extra words and ended up with only a third of a page more text?

Touched 5k words, but now back down to 4.6k. The editing process is hard because all of a sudden, QUALITY is important. Lame.

When did I get so many ex-girlfriends? Is it possible to have more former gfs than you ever had Current gfs?

Why am I not talking about psychopaths again? That was fun, wasn’t it?

When I get tired, I start writing swear words. This makes writing papers late at night a particularly perilous endeavor.

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t close your wallet because you have so many $100 bills??

Oh, man, I think I’m going to watch the Wire on the count of having easily finished my dissertation this afternoon. *Yawn.*

You know what’d be rude? – to lie. Okay, from now until 21:19 EST, don’t trust any of my tweets.

There’s something reassuring about following a bunch of grad students that are going through the same hell I am. Misery gets company.

@narfna – p.s. can you leave some cool music on it? kthanxbai

@narfna – I’ll be better if I survive the week and get non-kick out of grad school grades.

Okay, I’m doing something wrong. I’ve written Three (3) papers and have exactly ZERO (0) witty titles. That’s usually reversed..

Reading Feyerabend on Kuhn. “What you are writing… is ideology covered up as history.” Suddenly, it all makes sense

Today’s eight hour running commentary will be about Thomas Kuhn’s notion of exemplars and whether it’s useless or not.

“…On MY reading of Kant, he’s a sex-crazed nihilist solipsist alien relativist consequentialist… and he’s STILL wrong about everything.”

In my caffeine-addled study marathon, I accidentally spent $200 on a pen online:

I broke 2000 words! I knew only reading articles with eight authors would pay off!

Just breaking in my armchair.

It’s 1 o’clock and the library is still too crowded. I’d better go pull the fire alarm.

This “Planning the Productive All-Nighter” suggests I should set concrete goals. My goal for the next 20 minutes: be generally productive.

Just google scholared “development mind reading psychopath children” and got 11,700 results.

I feel weird writing psychopaths again and again. Is that PC? Does that offend any of you Psychotic Americans?

I changed Twitterrific to only ping me every half hour. Productivity increased 30-fold.

What is it with Haidt and dogs? Was he poor growing up?

wish I were looking into the Cause of psychopathy rather than the effects and implications for morality. Flattened affect seems interesting.

Enough girl drama: back to psychopaths. Did you know they can’t tell the difference between moral judgments and rule-based judgments??

Taking a dinner break with an ex. ACTUALLY, I think I’d prefer to keep writing the paper… 🙁

I’ve used up my Dei ex machina for the year, haven’t I?

I have a paper on psychopaths and metaethics due in 36 hours and I’m 3000 words short of the goal. Just got back from vending machine with Mello Yello and a Whatchamacallit. Oh, yeah this paper’s serious.

Oh, I understand morality. People don’t kill each other because they don’t want to get caught, right? :-O

Damn it, the ONE person I didn’t want to run into is sitting next to me.

Dudez – I’m doing a paper on psychopaths and I’m going to share every bit of my process with you, Twitter. 1. Psychopaths may or may not be heavily recidivist. Or maybe they just keep being violent but get better…

People who say ad hominem attacks miss the point are poopyheads.