I like Bush because he’s against gay marriage and likes babies. – Rachel Hampton (an issue voter) This is Pro-Life Topia: the possible world in which anti-abortion forces finally criminalize abortion in your particular country. Now P-LT is just like…
Memes have a survival of the fittest of their own: only the best memes survive. I’m hoping this particular meme does. Breakerslion tagged me (shh!) to post the evolution of my blog via significant posts. Here goes: First Post. In…
2: I think I’m getting my hearing back, how about you? 1: What? 2: WHAT?? In order to not spoil your child, pay equal amounts of attention to something else. We recommend drugs or alcohol. The sooner you start feeding…
I suppose you won’t bother with a corresponding Pros list, though for completeness’ sake – you really should. – Radioactive Jam said on Thursday, 4 October, 2007 Sudden food and electronics binge to die for. Never a dull day again.…
Official God FAQ:
Official God FAQ:
There’s probably some drawbacks to the world being overtaken by zombies I’m not seeing. – Me, after seeing Resident: Evil; Extinction/ Constant body odor Odds are most of the beautiful women would keep their promises and die before they slept…
(I spent most of last night and this morning in a hospital waiting room. My friend Frank had to get his appendix removed and they couldn’t do it until 8 a.m. the next morning. In the mean time, I took…
I now hate the following states: Hawaii, Iowa, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, Arkansas and Regular Kansas on the count that I don’t have any fans from there… Except for tess coonce, who just found my blog…
‘Manly’ sports Wine Art Drugs¹ History Sex The Simpsons² Things that people think belong on the first list, but are still pretty lame Indie/emo/metal/rap music Anything to do with technology Pornography All other sports Cars Politics Religion Cartoons Movies Your…
My mother has just informed me that my birth certificate says I’m “Caucasian.” Caucasia is a region in Eurasia bordered on the north by Russia, on the southwest by Turkey, on the west by the Black Sea, on the east…
Evaluation of Merit Pixel Q. Styx, certified blog writer Insight: 9.5 Originality: 10 Hilarity: 7 Reliability: 6.5 Language: 9.5 Spelling: 9.5 Social Science: 9.5 Art: 4 Cooperation: 0 Courtesy: 10 Self Reliance: 9 Conduct: 10 Attention: 9 Workmanship: 8 Effort:…
Web site down, host to blame, suicide imminent
Remember that ode I did to Bluehost? Yeah, I take that back… My blog has been down for two days because their server accidentally erased every index file…. yeah, thanks.
The better the citizenry as a whole are educated, the wider and more sensible public participation, debate and social mobility will be…Highly sophisticated Élites are the easiest and least original thing a society can produce. The most difficult and the…
Do I know myself? Well, yeah. I mean, I’d recognize myself if I saw me in a line up. – That’s just me talking to myself I think I know why the minority always dies in movies. It’s not hidden…
Wow, and here I was thinking that independents were LESS crazy than mainstream candidates…
Question: “You’re not going to vote for Hillary or Obama, are you? Because if you are, I’m going to have to hit you.” Response: Okay. Say I have no idea who they are. Why does your hitting me make sense?…
Ignoring how much it would suck for everyone, is there any reason why schooling is not year round?
“This Just In: Puppies cute!” — Kevin Smith #
“This Just In: Puppies cute!” — Kevin Smith
NaNoWriMo is coming up… And for the first time eve, I’m going to take part. Starting November 1, I will be frantically writing a story in the hopes of reaching 50,000 words by December. This means that in November, I…
Sometimes the people I write silly letters to are foolish enough to respond to me. They do this for a variety of reasons including being ‘nice,’ finding me ‘interesting,’ and writing ‘cease and desist’ letters. That’s usually the part I…
Ignoring how much it would suck for everyone, is there any reason why schooling is not year round? #
I’m writing a novel! Let me know if you wanna be in it. Though everyone who lives is taken… and so are most of the non-embarrassing deaths # …You know, I think 140 characters really is more than enough for…
You know, I think 140 characters really is more than enough for some people..
I’m writing a novel! Let me know if you wanna be in it. Though everyone who lives is taken… and so are most of the non-embarrassing deaths
I write what I like to read. This is bad for my readers but good for me. To be fair, I mostly write menial things: “can I borrow some superglue, a horse and your stamp collection?” Still more often, I…
Man, you had to call during the ONE hour a day I get to spend on the toilet! #
Why is @Pixelation talking about himself in the third person?
Man, you had to call during the ONE hour a day I get to spend on the toilet!
Like an abused wife defending her husband, I defended Yahoo! for over a year before their lack of support for a higher level of MySQL (geek stuff) made upgrading my blog impossible. So I switched to WordPress’ recommended host: Bluehost.…
My blog is still there! It’s still there! I messed with the database and my blog is still there! I could write a something-spangled banner! #
“It’s bad luck to be superstitious.” – Kevin Wilson
My blog is still there! It’s still there! I messed with the database and my blog is still there! I could write a something-spangled banner!… wait… Remember that thing I said about my blog still being there after messing with…
Pixel Inc. and its subsidiary “A Pixelated Mind” also known as “pixcapacitor.com” (hereafter known as THE MAN) does hereby give you or your company (hereafter known as the AGENT) the following permissions: naming a building after Pixel copying and pasting…
I exchanged all of my indie cred for an air guitar.
I exchanged all of my indie cred for an air guitar.
“When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.” Apparently an Author Unknown Today I ran into an old friend from middle and…
I don’t like my name in English. It sounds like a pirate “arr…” at least in Spanish it’s “ARR!” … which sounds like a sexy pirate.
I don’t like my name in English. It sounds like a pirate “arr…” at least in Spanish it’s “ARR!” … which sounds like a sexy pirate.
Man, I wish I’d known students could download academic journal articles for free. I could have LOADS of bathroom reading material by now!
Man, I wish I’d known students could download academic journal articles for free. I could have LOADS of bathroom reading material by now!
As all other muscles get flabby from lack of exercise, so too does the brain. I never realized this before, but it makes so much sense. I’d always wondered why some people catch on to new ideas quickly and some…
Interesting Web site: zoominfo.com. Brilliant concept. I found myself on it, but there’s no way I’m claiming my profile. It’s lame in a bad way.