Hmm… More from my ethics teacher J-P, Dying promises are allegedly a real big moral deal. You and your grandfather are shipwrecked on a desert island; he is dying from injuries, you from starvation. As he dies, he convinces you…

Have I ever told you that I have the greatest ethics teacher on the planet? Okay, I asked him this question: “Is there such an action that can be committed that, though everyone had full knowledge of it and it…

Grr… I’ve been tagged. But I’ll remain “it” until I can come up with a good list of my favorite songs. Stupid forwards… grr…

I truly believe I may have underestimated myself again. See, I started rereading all of the Harry Potter books last week, hoping that I would be able to finish them before the release of the sixth book, but now that…

Subcultures are so weird. I went “Blading” with my friend “Jason” (not his real name… His real name is Jason Robert Davenport of 116 Hendrich, Chaparral, NM 88081). Now, for those of you “NOOBs,” “blading” is not to be confused…

My top 25 list of the Greatest Americans ever, patterned on the Discovery Channel list and along with this post. Susan B. Anthony… Neil Alden Armstrong Henry Clay*… Thomas Alva Edison Albert Einstein Henry Ford Benjamin Franklin Ulysses S. Grant*……

Dear friends of the blogosphere, I draw your attention to this fellow. It appears that a group called “Love in Action” is running a brainwashing camp for gay teens. Now, my friends over at Myspace are advocating for everyone who…

It turns out that my mom’s a Creationist. It all began with my asking her if she believed in Evolution (I should know to never ask my mom these questions. She inevitably disappoints me), and she said no. I asked…

Have a terrible secret discovered (preferrably not by someone malevolent) Be hit on by three girls in one 24 hour period Be interviewed by a famous magazine, paper, website, or tv show Be wooed over Change an unjust situation Date…

Has anyone ever told you something that they thought was deep, but that you’d already thought about it? Furthermore, you’d thought it was quite obvious? It happens to me all the time. This is what it’s like: Simpleton: Have you…

As I was driving to my friend’s house today, I stopped at a stop sign (paused is more like it), and sped away. Moments later, a police car pulled out and pulled me over for stopping too far into the…

Wow. I’m a copy cat. Check out this post, now check out this one. I didn’t even intend that, I’m just so similar to myself that I post the same things every eight months. I wonder how often that’s happened……

I’d post this on your blog, but that’s more of a team blog, and I’d hate to draw more people into this than necessary. Dear Mr. Tremblay, Over the past few days you’ve posted some very thought out comments on…

Humans are an addictive species. I say this because as I speak, I’m on the internet, again, avoiding my work, again. My mom was a devoted wife. Then my parents split up, so now my mom is a chaplain at…

Guess what I found at Barnes & Noble! I’ll give you a hint, it’s approximately 2.8 x 10^74 possible combinations (the exact number is 282,870,942,277,741,856,536,180,333,107,150,328, 293,127,731,985,672,134,721,536,000,000,000,000,000).It looks like a more complex Rubik’s Cube, and costs $30. Give Up?

AOL and the Discovery Channel, as guided by the American public, goofed again. They’ve turned this into a popularity contest instead of an honest appraisal of our country’s history. Here is their latest list of the 25 Greatest Americans (presumably…

First of all, this comment, “Raising a child as a vegan is child abuse, malnutrition. I can’t believe you would post this on a public blog and not apologize. Forget about me hanging around on this blog, you’re a disgusting…

Sorry mailing list people, I’m messing with my template. You understand. Can I read this on the main page? That is the question Below the Fold

This question’s been bothering me for a long time now and I thought I’d share: Is there such an action that can be committed that, though everyone had full knowledge of it and it never hurt or prevented good to…

Ouch. This quiz courtesy of Master Monk. My sympathies to anyone who tries to answer this quiz without contradicting him I’m thinking it’s impossible. Jesus/God/Trinity ————————— Is Jesus a separate entity manifested by God or is he God personified? Explain.…

This is a Anti-forward. From now on, whenever you read a message that is forwarded, you are not allowed to forward it under the penalty of forced entry to an orifice you’d prefer remain closed. If you ever decide that…

Live Radio CD In a movie On your computer In your head Someone else singing it The reason radio is above CD is because there is so much F’ing crap on the Radio. I spend about 80% of my time…

While I don’t plan on having children in my own lifetime, I am confident I would be the perfect father. Not in any of the ways you would imagine, though, because your goals for your child are completely distinct mine.…

Pixel Q. Styx: We here at the PIX CAPACITOR think about crazy stuff. And we don’t mean crazy as in “the alien squirrels are hoarding all of the color yellow and the government knows about it!” we mean interesting things…

What does it mean when I go to my own website and get mad at myself for not updating? How about when I look forward to what I’m going to write next more than anyone else? Because I do. And…

Pixel: it’s a bitter abortion debate Eggo: as opposed to a lighthearted abortion debate? Pixel: I wanna have one of those Eggo: ok my stance: abortion is good Pixel: my stance: abortion is not so good Eggo: I’ve mixed feelings…

Some further things everyone should rethink. Preferably with a guide of some sort who’s thought this through before or who disagrees with you about everything: Patriotism Love God Piety Religion, Creationism Myths, and Human Psychology Eating Meat Eating Sugar Buying…

This bit of intelligence from a bathroom stall as per yesterday’s post: Rethink Patriotism Wow. I like it because it’s short, sweet, and yet it still packs a whallop. I bet you nobody’s found anything as awesome as that.

I never realized thermodynamics were so harsh: you cannot win or quit the game, you cannot tie the game unless it is very cold, it doesn’t get that cold.

John Adams “Let the human mind loose. It must be loose. It will be loose. Superstition and dogmatism cannot confine it.” Isaac Asimov “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”

Look at this idiot. He’s such a tool. Half of his opinions are stupid (or inane, or too stupid to have opinions about) and the others are based on lies and half-truths. Furthermore, he’s a real right-wing nut-job as can…

Ever noticed how, in scary movies, they never show you the point of view of the killer? Or how they often use newspaper clippings to tell the story that the writer couldn’t work into the dialogue on the count of…

Okay, hands up, who all remembered how I’d already pinpointed where everyone goes wrong with blogging before? EVERY blogger should go to this link and follow my advice.

My grand-uncle has a saying: “Cuando encuentres tu pendejo, ¡no lo sueltes!” which translates, roughly, to “once you find your idiot, never let him go” My regular uncle has another saying: “Cada quien escoge sus chingaderas.” which translates, smoothly, to…

Literally. This Straight Edge stuff is hard. But that’s me: Socially Promiscuous, Fiscally Conservative, but a Personal Prude. Not only do I not drink, smoke, or do drugs, but I avoid meat, products that were tested on animals or created…

My life as a teenager: 84.5 viewspapers 56 e-viewspapers a full-length play a one-act play a semi-started sitcom, book, and screenplay dozens of short stories a nice collection of quotes and witticisms a trinity of crazy-ass ex-girlfriends over a hundred…

AOL and the Discovery Channel have compiled a list of the 100 Greatest Americans (presumably ever), as have I. The following names should not be on the list for various reasons: Barbara Bush George H. W. Bush George W. Bush…

Curse words are interesting. People that overuse them reveal their ignorance, people that don’t use them reveal their prudishness. I think they’re interesting. I don’t think they’re special or rude in any particular way (they’re sounds. Rude is the intention…

“There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we…