The plan: succeed in grad school, post every day in November. The strategy: just post a quote, pithy line, six-word story, or other simple thing. The execution:  beheading.

Aside etiquette

… and his lovely wife

So wait, what’s the appropriate number of updates one can do per day? Is infinity too many? Is negative infinity too few? I’m so confused


After reading George Carlo’s book (or at least seeing most of the icky pictures), you’d think that I would know better than to rest my cell phone next to my crotch… I don’t do a lot of things that people’d…

Wish List

Buy me stuff! I’ll love you forever… at least I’ll pretend to… for as long as I remember.1 fact may not necessarily be true. [↩]