There’s probably some drawbacks to the world being overtaken by zombies I’m not seeing. – Me, after seeing Resident: Evil; Extinction/ Constant body odor Odds are most of the beautiful women would keep their promises and die before they slept…
We brought you to this bar to have an intervention. Man, I’m so rich, I use $100 bills for toilet paper. And I use toilet paper for something equally frivolous: like currency. Sorry, I have to go. My pedicurist is…
Lady 1: My husband knows I really like jewelry, so he bought me a diamond ring for our anniversary, it’s certified. Lady 2: I’m not into jewelry, but we really like new cars, so we get one every year. Pixel:…