Pamphlet: How Poo Can Help You!

“Okay, so, if you ever happen to be in that situation again, fearing you might be assaulted by a guy, I know what to do. And I’ll tell you, but first, and this is important… can you have a bowel…
“Okay, so, if you ever happen to be in that situation again, fearing you might be assaulted by a guy, I know what to do. And I’ll tell you, but first, and this is important… can you have a bowel…
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, she thinks that people are MORE than objects??” — Frank Jagear, Oct. 19, 2008
Coworker: I made my girlfriend a CD for Christmas about all the memories of the year. Pixel: *chortle* Coworker: Hey, at least I have someone. Do you have a girl to come home to every night? Pixel: No, but at…