Month: February 2006

Today we of the class 2006 go on to bigger and better things. We, who have been cloistered in the classrooms for the past ten odd years, now finally head out into the wide world we’ve worked so hard to experience through new eyes. Yes, we of the Cyborg Ninja Death Squad School have truly…

Dosage: Three tablets once daily, after food, during food, or before food. May be taken with liquids (not milk) if tepid (must be tepid) in glass (must be glass, plastic may cause combustion). Side effects may include: headaches, backaches, kneeache, ankleache, elbowache. Stomach upset will probably occur but can be countered with whiskey. Lots of…

ME: Sorry, what were you saying? TED: What? ME: I just had an itch back there, that’s all. What were you saying? TED: …I’ve been talking for ten minutes… ME: True, true… but um… recap. TED: …Are you on drugs? ME: Not at the moment, just refresh my memory. TED: (sighs) FINE. I’ve been cheating…

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a new Friend(tm) who will doubtlessly give you years of pleasure (actual pleasure not guaranteed, doubtlessness contested). Before you give your Friend(tm) a spin, though, there are a few safety concerns that must be addressed first. IMPORTANT SAFEGUARDS: When using electrical appliances, basic safety precautions should always…

Aloha to all of Pix’s fans. Due to other ‘commitments’ (which are doubtlessly more important to him than YOU people) I’ve been given the privilege of updating the Pixcapacitor! Who am I? Good question! I’m Ex_cal from ‘Borderland… Homeland… Wasteland‘. I’m also six foot three and all man, baby, ooooh yeah. Feel free to insert…

In an effort to appease my growing legion of fans (who are sort of ticked at me), I’ve given Ex_cal some temporary writing powers. He should be posting soon. I’ll be back as soon as my life gets under control. Honest.  🙂 (if anyone has anything they’d like to post here too, let me know.…