Month: April 2006

My brother knocked up his wife. I’m going to be an uncle. Again. (oh, wait, was that a family secret? Damn! I’m really bad about keeping those..) Related posts: 8 Hours * (Sun + Pixel) = Pixel + Red – Skin If you’re feeling particularly blasphemous, go here. It’s objectively enjoyable. If, on the other…

Just now I wrote a nice lengthy excuse to get out of jury duty. Something about how Jesus said don’t judge other people blah blah. It’s all very complicated, and I’m sure you aren’t after hearing the details. Lord knows, I hope the people at the court don’t want to hear the details. Hence why…

I miss Ex_cal. I would look forward to his updating my blog. I wonder whatever happened to him… Related posts: The impossibility of being me What does it mean when I go to my own website and get mad at myself for not updating? How about when I look forward to what I’m going to…

Wow, I made $1.09 just for having all of my money tied up in my checking account and not touched for four months! I feel like I’m an investment guru. I’m a monetary genius! I’ve MADE money by wisely deciding to lose my check card. It’s like I can save like nobody’s business. I deserve…

This is the final call for submissions. Please submit your quips to the WTF Carnival… Please forward this message to twelve strangers. Related posts: About The Blog A Pixelated Mind is a bit of everything you like to read. We work hard to provide a mixture of thoughts, ideas, concepts, information, insight, and humor into…

“Persons.”  For a moment, I was angry at the fact that people thought such a concept existed. I mean, multiple persons are people, right?  Not quite. See, we use ‘people‘ when we’re talking about the masses:  People say, people do, my people, etc. We say persons when there are multiple individuals mentioned:  all interested persons,…