Month: June 2008

88. I am a citizen of the world, but only two countries recognize my nationality: Mexico and the U.S. So weird. What’s this? Am I eating a cookie? How did that come about? Well, I’m glad you ask, World. See, it started with this post. I won some cookies… and… yesterday, my cousin received an…

87. I’m afraid of waiters, secretaries, and janitors. Seriously. They have so much power over such a small area of your life that I fear angering them. Related posts: The Perfect Post The perfect post is insightful. After reading it, you divorce your wife, quit your job, and buy a blue car. The perfect post…