Two Top Ten Lists… sort of

I love having my own blog.  It means I can publish things that I want that will in no way benefit nor make complete sense to anyone.  You’re reading this, so it’s pretty much your fault.

The lists aren’t in any order.  This is on the advice of my No. 2 favorite person in the world.  🙂

Top Five Favorite People

• Jess L.
• Bre K.
• Andrea M.
• J-P V.
• Adriano T.

I wanted to make a top ten list, but it felt more contrived than this list.  People in my top ten list would include my friends Alicia, Daniel, T-Rob, Anson, and probably Sandy.  But while I really like all of those people, I have personality crushes on the top five.  … that’s probably just going to hurt feelings, but I really mean it in a nice way.

Top Fifteen Favorite Huggers

• Suzi A.
• Niki R.
• Alicia C.
• Leonore F.
• Jess L.
• Monica S.
• Felicia R.
• Sara B.
• S. Elizabeth P.
• Karla M.
• Claudia M.
• Jessy S.
• Liz G.
• Sarah B.
• Melissa T.

I’ve noticed that the top huggers list is overrepresented by women that want to jump my bones.  ((NOTE: THIS IS NOT ALL OF THEM!!  It is very important that you not think my lesbian friends, married women, or my cousins want me in naughty ways.  Also, about a third of the list would probably never hug me again, as things ended on bad/awkward terms.))  I assume it’s because people that want to jump my bones are also people that are willing to give themselves fully into a hug for as long as it can last.  Or it might just be coincidental because most people want to jump my bones. ((I assume.))

I love having my own blog.  It means I can publish things that I want that will in no way benefit nor make complete sense to anyone.  You’re reading this, so it’s pretty much your fault. The lists aren’t in any order.  This is on the advice of my No. 2 favorite person in the…