Month: May 2013

Yay! I had a surprise birthday cake! Also, I am at the beach! And then my girlfriend flew out from LA and drove five hours to get here! And she got me sooo many tequilas and mezcals!   Yay life! Related posts: How my birthday was I bought my own birthday cake, I watched a…

Wikipedia classifies Hoobastank, Panic! At the Disco, Lonely Island, and the Gorillaz as One-Hit Wonders. Obviously whatever formula they are using is wrong. Here is my proposed reclassification scheme: 1. Artist has to have one song that is responsible for 90% of that artist’s popularity. 2. That song has to have made the Billboard Top…