Tag Archives: bad advice

Help choose my new middle name!

I have never had a middle name. And now that I’m 29, I think it’s about time to fix that. So I am going to legally change my name. Here are the best options thus far: Linneaus/Linneo [1]With my first … Continue reading

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How to Ensure Prison Rape

I don’t want to make any assumptions. I worry my penultimate post was very negative about prison rape. But, in the interest of fairness in media, I’ll teach you how to ensure prison rape happens to you or your loved … Continue reading

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How to Avoid Prison Rape

Some time ago, I remarked on a comment a now forgotten friend once said to me: They’ve already broken the social contract. You don’t know what else they’re capable of, so you should just obey what they say and hope … Continue reading

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How Guys Can Avoid Getting Mugged

A friend of mine recently told me that the best thing to do when someone tries to rob you is whatever they want. They’ve already broken the social contract. You don’t know what else they’re capable of, so you should … Continue reading

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Pamphlet: How Poo Can Help You!

“Okay, so, if you ever happen to be in that situation again, fearing you might be assaulted by a guy, I know what to do.  And I’ll tell you, but first, and this is important…  can you have a bowel … Continue reading

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