Month: May 2005

The following is, word for word, the notes that I had for my Pro-PATRIOT Act presentation in which I handed my opponents their bums on a platter: constitution is a living document under attack, countries withdraw C Library records avail. BEFORE PATRIOT Act. line? 5R What are civil liberties, privacy, rights? 2C The gov’t knew…

Worst things that can happen to you during finals: You show up to your Final Exams only to realize that there was a class you never showed up for throughout the semester and you have to make up for it by doing phenomenal on this exam (I dream this every single semester. It’s nervewracking). You…

Crudler. It is now May. The month of the emerald. Taurus cusp Gemini. The Roman Kalends of Maius. Peter Parker’s aunt May. Can I? Yes you can, but May you is the question. It’s May. May May May. And as of today I have exactly four weeks left of being a teenager. And from then…