Month: May 2006

There is no privacy in the constitution. There’s no need. When the constitution was written, in order to suitably violate someone’s privacy, you had to be a sick, muckraking busybody. Then a justifiably forgotten Frenchman named Joseph Nicephore Niepce invented a hole in a box that could reproduce an image. Fast-forward sixty years and a…

A tip for reading this blog: even when I’m serious, I’m not serious. I don’t believe half of the stuff I say nor would I defend it. Half of the beauty of a blog is that you get a chance to change your mind and nobody calls you on it. A momentary burst of materialism…

Stage 1: Disbelief. Stage 2: Anger. Stage 3: Bargaining. Stage 4: Acceptance. What they really need is a step 5: you get your way and all the bad things go away. P.S. (5.5.2006) The last line is a joke. I know it sounds infantile and sophomoric. That’s sort of the point. *sigh* Sorry you missed…

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Well, I’ve neglected you all semester because I cared more about doing a good job at work than having friends or a family or a social life or a relationship. And the posts I did that were simply me trying to explain away my love for this damned paper came back to bite me (I’d…

Arbitrary pushing of carnival rather than a legitimate post. 🙂 Soon, kiddos, soon… Vote for me. I’m the funny one. Related posts: B’Day, Mate… So how ’bout I’m in Sydney, Australia eating “Potato Gems.” In case you’ve never been particularly fond of potato products, these are just poorly made tator tots. Yeah, life’s interesting. Allow…