Month: July 2006

Caution: all ye of moderate to radical faith need not click on. http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/therest/passionhill.htm Related posts: I cried because I had nowhere to sit until I met a guy with a funny haircut Have I ever told you all about my hidden racism towards white people? I mean, I don’t hate all white people, just whitey…

I’m in the library study room, minding my own business watching a movie, reading a book, updating my blog and checking my e-mail (I multi-task). Two kids, no older than twelve, walk by. Five minutes later they walk by again and one of them knocks on the door, then runs off. Two minutes after that,…

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Remember that guy that raped, murdered and ate the flesh of sixteen orphans last year? Yeah, well, he’s going around collecting money for UNICEF and I think we should do a nice feature story on him. (recoveries gone wrong) 2: Did you see your mommy this weekend? 1: My mother is dead. 2: Did you…

[CONTACT-FORM] Also, see the permanent contact page here. Related posts: 8 Hours * (Sun + Pixel) = Pixel + Red – Skin If you’re feeling particularly blasphemous, go here. It’s objectively enjoyable. If, on the other hand, you’re accusing me of being a ‘disgusting fuck,’ go here. And that’s the last I’ll mention that episode.…

Friday, while working on a page for Sunday, I came across a columnist that took credit for an internet list that was not his. Saturday, my managing editor told his boss about it. Sunday, the editor in chief looked up the internet list on his own, and e-mailed the guy in what can only be…