Month: August 2008

92.  My head is a perfect sphere, to counteract this, I cut my hair in a very top-heavy way.  Also, I grow facial hair… all three and a half whiskers of it. The last line of this post, which I recently sneaked into my archives, was: Oh, yeah, and I couch surfed in Birmingham too.…

91.  I am not competitive by nature.  By which I mean I am, I just win all the time, so I have to pretend I’m not. My friend Frank came up with a fabulous thought experiment: In a given month, what is the maximum number of days you could spend with someone you know before…

90.  I’ve never made more than $7 an hour… yeah, I was getting ripped off for years, then I graduated and couldn’t find a job I liked or that paid well.  I’m ashamed of that. Dear World, So… I’m back.  But not really.  This next week I’ll be busy packing and then I’m going to…

Here’s another strategy. It requires: No will to live Assume you’re about to get mugged. Step 1.  Pull the pin to a grenade. Step 2. Hold it up and stare into the eyes of death. Step 3. Grin ear-to-ear menacingly. … Also, this requires a grenade. Related posts: How to avoid getting a ticket As…