Amen, it’s a wrap

By Pixel. Filed in advocacy, world  |   

     

This is long, but Oh, so worth it.

What rankles me is the non-stop, continuous nature of this thing. If it’s not the Halliburton scandal, the AWOL scandal, “with us or against us”, “crusade”, “axis of evil”, “WMD”, cutting veterans benefits on the first day of the war, nominating crazy super-loon judges to important positions, defunding the 911 commission, providing virtually no terror defense funds to blue states, fake rioting to stop vote counting, rewarding the fake rioters with government jobs, trying to drill in protected lands, the fucking patriot act, getting caught lying about the existence of patriot act II, gitmo, ‘disappearing’ of US citizens, the craven disappearance of any sort of trustable American video media, the hiring of Coulter + Hannity + Savage, the continuous lies of Ari Fleischer, the ties between Bush and Enron, “the free market has to work” (to punish California), the fact that we control about 400 square feet of Afghanistan, Ahmed fucking Chalabi, any sentence ever uttered by Donald Rumsfeld, a rainbow of stupid colored alerts just in case we can’t understand English words, the Department of Homeland Security, the continued inability to kill one fucking 6 foot 5 inch crazy man who lives in a cave, the continued inability to find a one eyed muslim cleric who likes to rant loudly, the deforestation of our natural forests in the guise of ‘forest fire prevention’ by loggers, the loosening in ‘acceptable levels’ of arsenic in our drinking water, the part ownership of voting machine makers by Republican party hacks, fucking Clear Channel whipping up fake rallies in order to (successfully) buy off the partisan FCC, fucking Scalia suggesting that homosexual teachers are a threat and ought to be illegal because they’ll indoctrinate our children, Enron and the rest of the evil bastards getting off scot free because they’re Cheney’s best friends, Cheney getting US$30,000 A DAY from Halliburton as a golden parachute, massive tax cuts for the rich as a way of forcing Congress to cut programs like Head Start and school lunches, ‘No Child Left Behind’ except those children who don’t get to go to fucking private kindergartens because their daddy doesn’t have million-dollar stockbroker connections to the guy who heads CitiBank, the covering up of failed missile tests followed by an attempt to secretly rush through a bill so that we don’t have to run the embarrassing tests any more and Star Wars can proceed, the attempt to remove all responsibility for declaring war from Congress and concentrate power in the presidency, the attempts to make the patriot act permanent, our continued violation of the letter and the spirit of the Geneva Convention, our flouting of all international law and the attempted destruction of the United Nations and NATO, the crack about “old Europe” that miraculously didn’t get Rumsfeld fired, “Fuck Saddam, we’re going to take him out” — even as Bush ‘searched for a peaceful way to resolve the situation’, “Mr President, Rumsfeld just threatened Syria and Iran on national television” “Good.”, the fucking Project for a New American Century — a concept so crazy that even Pat Buchanan turned pale, “Freedom Fries”, pouring out French wine in protest after buying it, it’s just a fucking non stop list of shit which not just Democrats, not just Libertarians, but any human being on this planet who hasn’t been totally indoctrinated must LEAP out of their FUCKING CHAIRS AND UPON READING, MUST JUST SCREAM OUT THE GODDAMN WINDOW, “WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY GOING AND WHY DID IT GET HERE? AND WHAT IN THE NAME OF ANYTHING THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY IMPORTANT CAN WE DO TO STOP THIS SHIT FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN? WHY ARE MY GODDAMN POLITICAL LEADERS PLEDGING ALLEGIANCE TO A BUNCH OF INVISIBLE SUPERMEN WHO LIVE IN OUTER SPACE? IF THEY HAVE TO DO THAT, CAN’T THEY FUCKING READ THE BOOK THE INVISIBLE SUPERMEN ARE SAID TO HAVE LEFT BEHIND, THE ONE ABOUT HELPING THE POOR, NOT BEING BRUTALLY VENAL, YOU KNOW, THAT BOOK? IT’S NOT ABOUT SUSAN SARANDON, IT’S ABOUT THE ENTIRE DISGUSTING MELTING BALL OF PSYCHOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE CONTRADICTORY NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT WHICH JABBERS FORTH FROM THE MOUTHS AND MINDS OF THE MILLION-HEADED BEAST THAT EATS OUR FUCKING CIVIC SOUL AND SHITS OUT A NOISOME CONCOCTION OF MONEY, FALLACIES, PROPAGANDA AND LIES, LIES, ENOUGH FUCKING LIES TO FILL THE COFFERS OF A THOUSAND ENRONS, MAKE A THOUSAND VICE PRESIDENTS INTO LORDLY OLIGARCHIC GREY SARCASTIC PRINCES, AND HURL ANY CONCEPT OF REASONABLE PUBLIC DISCOURSE INTO THE SEWERS OF A DOZEN MURDOCHS.

when are we going to fucking wake up
wake up
WAKE UP

–Wilhelm (not me)

A similar, equally awesome rant is here.

p.s. an ad hominem attack in the comments by someone who probably didn’t read the quoted part and probably wouldn’t remember or know about most of the stuff mentioned anyway.

p.p.s. I understand that that, in itself, was an ad hominem attack, but you’ve gotta love my snarkiness.

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3 Comments

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   Comment by Anonymous:
   Monday, February 14th 2005 at 17:23 | 

   Dude, you’re wound too tight!
   You suffer from the same affliction all people who think they somehow matter, do.
   You believe you know everything and anyone with any smarts at all must believe the way you do.
   Guess what -
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   Comment by Pixel:
   Monday, February 14th 2005 at 17:28 | 

   Thanks for the consideration, but I didn’t write that. It was something a fellow named Wilhelm wrote. Hmm. I was sure I put his name in there.. Oh, well, if you follow the link you’ll find it.
   Oh, and I do believe I know all the ineffables in life. Not all the facts, obviously, but most of the deep questions. Thanks for realizing that I somehow matter.
   So I take it you’re from the faith-based community? Eh.. To each his own.
   Have a lovely life.
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   Comment by roxy:
   Monday, February 14th 2005 at 18:17 | 

   i’m just commenting on your “cost of war on iraq” counter. it’s rad. and true too…