Horrible Things

Why is it that when my friend Frank says, “I would do horrible things to that woman,” in reference to Angelina Jolie, it means something dirty or kinky and it’s funny, but when I try to say it in reference to the same thing, it means something scary and sick and isn’t funny at all? Is it something I said? Is it something I did?

pronunciation guide:
Horrible= Try rolling the ‘H’

Why is it that when my friend Frank says, “I would do horrible things to that woman,” in reference to Angelina Jolie, it means something dirty or kinky and it’s funny, but when I try to say it in reference to the same thing, it means something scary and sick and isn’t funny at all?…