Month: December 2005

I’ve done New Year’s Resolutions every year now since I was 16. And I usually go through with them. The secret is in my method. My resolutions aren’t like other people’s (lose weight, be happy, smite non-believers). My resolutions are definite. And my resolutions are 18. That is to say that I make 18 resolutions.…

The latest installment of hilarious quips is up at Spoiled Honey. So go there and vote for me.  Also, happy new year.  Had I calling cards enough, I’d call each and every one of you… … to ask for money. Related posts: 8 Hours * (Sun + Pixel) = Pixel + Red – Skin If…

The term “dramedy” first came into use in the mid-1980s to describe a new wave of similarly genre-blurring series such as Moonlighting, The Wonder Years, and Hooperman. It appears in an early Usenet post [1] in January 1990. The first television show to incorporate a laugh track was The Hank McCune Show in 1950. Canada…

Poop may refer to: poop deck and poop cabin (back) of a ship Feces Scatology and toilet humour the act of defecation Puppis, an astronomical constellation, Latin name slang for inside information “Give me the poop.” In fiction: a soft drink in the cartoon series Invader Zim The Poopsmith, a character from Homestar Runner Lucia…

Pixel: Hello. Anita: Hello. (thirty second pause) Pixel: Hi. Anita: Hello. (thirty second pause) Pixel: Who is this? Anita: Anita. Pixel: Oh. (forty-five second pause) Pixel: Do I know you? Anita: It’s Anita. Pixel: Who are you trying to reach? Anita: Carlos. Pixel: Oh. (twenty second pause) Pixel: So… I don’t know any Anitas. Do…

I enjoy saying sentences that contain entire stories within so as to entice people into asking about them… then refusing to say anything. Often times people become angry, but this also works when people know the story I’m referring to and they laugh along. This is similar to my belief that sometimes punchlines make better…