Month: December 2005

The deadline for the next WTF! Carnival is now, now, NOW!! Send your submissions to submissions(at)pixcapacitor(dot)com with “WTF Carnival” in the subject line and I shall forward them to Seth. Alternatively, you could simply send them to Seth and cut out the middleman. (the beauty of this is in the anonymity. See, I used up…

I have a five year old cousin. We call him “Lexus” on the count that his mother kept talking about how she was going to buy a Lexus before she got pregnant then never again afterwards. Lexus doesn’t have any cousins his age. His best friend is 3 and he can’t keep up. But then,…

I remember when I turned 14… I was a sophomore in high school, I had just finished starring in my Drama club play. I was about to write my first viewspaper and have my first girlfriend (had I known how that would have turned out, I would have waited another 14 years. *ugh*).Before that, I…

Blogging etiquette. Some helpful tips for the aspiring blogger: Don’t …steal posts or post ideas unless you can add to them in a significant way. …hold anything back. If you have people in the ‘real world’ reading your blog, tough. If you don’t want people knowing your inner mind, why’d you show them your site?…

Birth Name: Francisco Mariscal Gonzalez (México) / Francisco Mariscal Jr. (USA) Born: 18 March, 1982 Height: 1.81 meters Weight: 88 kilos Known Powers: Superhuman ability to summon Pixel, ability to say the exact wrong thing at the worst moment and laugh about it, extreme annoyance, life-wasting gaming skillz which Pixel and his mates still beat…

Today is the Solstice. That means that for me it’s the shortest day of the year. It also means Yule is now, Festivus is in two days, Christmas and Capitalism Day are in four, Kwanzaa and Hanukkah start in five, New Years and Circumcision Day are in ten days, Newtonmas is in two weeks, and…