So I looked through a few fantasy novels the other day at my girlfriend’s place. She’s a lovely girl: beautiful, smart, funny, talented and well read. I can only assume that fantasy novels were the closest thing to crack she…
Foods not covered under the five-second rule: Pasta-based foods including lasagna, ravioli, hot pizza and any pastaish beverages. Soup. Liquid mercury, sulfuric acid and all other deadly materials. Liquids. Jello. Yogurt, pudding. Ice cream. Buffalo wings, ribs. Enchiladas. Cold cuts…
Is that horrible, horrible error message finally off my page? And I only had to delete all of my site statistics and forgo the possibility of storing any more, ever? I have only one thing to say: “Par-tay!!!” (this message…
This is, literally, right off the wire: Men with older brothers more likely to be gay WASHINGTON (AP) — All that testosterone doesn’t necessarily make a man straight. In fact, having several older brothers increases the likelihood of a man…
Can anyone else see this when they log on to this page? WordPress database error: [Duplicate entry ‘21921’ for key 1] INSERT INTO wp_bas_visitors (visit_ip, referer, osystem, useragent, lasthere) VALUES (207670482, 1, 12, 337, ‘Insert time you accessed the page…
I found a place to use the internet and hang around when I have nothing to do. What is beautiful is that nobody comes around to clean and look at me funny, nobody expects me to do “work,” nobody even…
Why am I a vegetarian again? I don’t know if I remember the original reason, nor do I have any reasons of my own left.. I ordered a bean burrito just now at the local taco box (I laughed at…
Scene: Pixel designs a “National Roundup” page with news from all over the country. Because the wire isn’t so discriminatory, one of the stories is about Iraq and troubles in Baghdad. Pixel doesn’t think much of it and prints the…
Welcome to Clovis. In the 90 days we spend together, you will deal with incompetent overconfidence, inadequate computers and programs, miscommunication, discommunication, and remiscommunication all of which will be someone else’s fault, but you will still have to clean up…