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Another Way to Avoid Getting Mugged

Here’s another strategy. It requires:

  • No will to live

Assume you’re about to get mugged.

Step 1.  Pull the pin to a grenade.

Step 2. Hold it up and stare into the eyes of death.

Step 3. Grin ear-to-ear menacingly.

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Also, this requires a grenade.

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Here’s another strategy. It requires: No will to live Assume you’re about to get mugged. Step 1.  Pull the pin to a grenade. Step 2. Hold it up and stare into the eyes of death. Step 3. Grin ear-to-ear menacingly. … Also, this requires a grenade. Related posts: How to avoid getting a ticket As…