Month: September 2009

Things not to buy online

A wife Children Pets Shoes, apparently Used clothing, esp. underwear Happiness A tattoo A kidney Drugs, esp. across state lines Honduran slaves Dominican slaves Bomb-making instructions and ingredients Dignity Penis/breast-enlargement devices ((If you must, get one or the other but not both.)) Absolution Related posts: Would you like to buy some Gobi Juice? My friend…

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My ten least favorite social interactions

Meeting someone you don’t know in a semi-public place.  So you’re forced to make furtive eye-contact with everyone until you find someone that you think might be them.  So now you have to go up and talk to them, but you really don’t want to talk to anybody that might not be them, so you…

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Pixel’s Fall 2009 Schedule

Hi Ashley! Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sleep Wake Up… sort of Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast, Bike Over to East Campus Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast, Bike Over to West Campus Wake Up, Shower, Eat Breakfast Office 15 minutes Shower TA for Philosophy of Biology 10:05-11:20 USP Graduate Mentors Meeting 9:30 – 10:30 TA…

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