Things not to buy online
- by Pixel
- A wife
- Children
- Pets
- Shoes, apparently
- Used clothing, esp. underwear
- Happiness
- A tattoo
- A kidney
- Drugs, esp. across state lines
- Honduran slaves
- Dominican slaves
- Bomb-making instructions and ingredients
- Dignity
- Penis/breast-enlargement devices ((If you must, get one or the other but not both.))
- Absolution
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A wife Children Pets Shoes, apparently Used clothing, esp. underwear Happiness A tattoo A kidney Drugs, esp. across state lines Honduran slaves Dominican slaves Bomb-making instructions and ingredients Dignity Penis/breast-enlargement devices ((If you must, get one or the other but not both.)) Absolution Related posts: Would you like to buy some Gobi Juice? My friend…
Party supplies
Sex
Anything with the description “Slightly used”.