Yeah, well that's generally what these feel like.

Things not to buy online

  • A wife
  • Children
  • Pets
  • Shoes, apparently
  • Used clothing, esp. underwear
  • Happiness
  • A tattoo
  • A kidney
  • Drugs, esp. across state lines
  • Honduran slaves
  • Dominican slaves
  • Bomb-making instructions and ingredients
  • Dignity
  • Penis/breast-enlargement devices ((If you must, get one or the other but not both.))
  • Absolution

A wife Children Pets Shoes, apparently Used clothing, esp. underwear Happiness A tattoo A kidney Drugs, esp. across state lines Honduran slaves Dominican slaves Bomb-making instructions and ingredients Dignity Penis/breast-enlargement devices ((If you must, get one or the other but not both.)) Absolution Related posts: Would you like to buy some Gobi Juice? My friend…

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