First E-Mailed Post!

Yey! I just broke my e-mailing blog cherry.

And now… shit happening:

The worlds’ religions according to Shit

Taoism
Shit Happens

Confucianism
Confucius say “Shit Happens”

Buddhism
If Shit Happens, it really is not Shit.

Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism
This Shit Happened before (and it will Happen again).

Islam
If Shit Happens, it is the will of Allah.

Sunni Islam
Shi’ite happens.

Shi’ite Islam
WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT!

Nation of Islam
Don’t take no shit!

Protestant
Let Shit Happen to someone else!

Catholic
You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die
shit.

Charismatic Catholic
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love
you anyway.

Presbyterian
This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalian
It’s true, shit does happen — but only to Lutherans.

Methodist
It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve
grape juice with it.

Congregationalist and Unitarian
Shit that happens to one person is just as good as
shit that happens to another.

Lutheran
Shit happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s OK.

Fundamentalism
Shit must be born again.

Conservative Judaism
Why does Shit always happen to us?

Judaism
Why does shit always happen just before closing the
deal?

Reform Judaism
Shit happens to whom it may concern.

Orthodox Judaism
So shit happens, already!

Atheism
No shit. I can’t believe this shit!

Agnostic
It looks and smells like shit, but I haven’t tasted
it, so I’m not sure whether its shit or not.

Baptist
You are shitting all wrong, and you’ll be punished for
it.

Southern Baptist
Shit will happen. Praise the lord!

Shi’ite Baptist
Shit will happen, but only the way we say it will
happen and if it doesn’t happen we will make it happen
because that’s God’s will and we know it…

Calvinism
Shit happens because you don’t work.

Seventh Day Adventism
No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Creationism
God made all shit.

Televangelism
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop
happening…

Amish
This modern shit is worthless.

Secular Humanism
Shit evolves.

Christian Science
Shit happening is all in your mind.

Quakers
Let us not fight over this shit.

Unitarianism
Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.

Utopianism
This shit does not stink at all.

Darwinism
Survival of the shittiest.

Capitalism
That’s my shit.

Communism
Let’s share this shit.

Feminism
Men are shit.

Chauvinism
We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…

Commercialism
Let’s package this shit.

Impressionism
From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.

Idolism
Let’s bronze this shit.

Existentialism
Shit doesn’t happen, shit IS.

Stoicism
This shit doesn’t bother me.

Hedonism
There’s nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormons
If shit happens, the Church gets 10%

Scientology
Feces occurs.

Jehovah’s Witness
Knock, knock. Shit happens.

Hare Krishna
ShitHappensShitHappensShitHappens…

Rastafarianism
Let’s smoke this shit.

Stoics
This shit doesn’t bother me.

Moon-ism
Only really happy shit happens.

Zoroastrianism
Shit happens half of the time.

Practical
Deal with shit one day at a time.

Satanism
SNEPPAH TIHS.

Nihilism
No shit.

New Age
This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.

Astrology
Shit is written in the stars.

Wiccan
If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.

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