Finally…
- by Pixel
After years and years of waiting (about 90 days now), I have finally earned a more well-rounded profile. No longer will people be able to mock the bejeezus out of me for not having my own stats on my page.
Oh, and I’m writing my own sitcom. It’s sort of about my life, only we’ll condense the past five years into just one season.
Please comment or e-mail me if you would like your, somebody else’s, or nobody in particular’s name as one of the characters.
See, the brilliance of my idea is that every actor — including the extras– has a name and a backstory, just in case they become important in later episodes.
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After years and years of waiting (about 90 days now), I have finally earned a more well-rounded profile. No longer will people be able to mock the bejeezus out of me for not having my own stats on my page. Oh, and I’m writing my own sitcom. It’s sort of about my life, only we’ll…