Indiana, Pennsylvania

Apologies my soon to be many lovely lady friends (the many is soon, not the ladies), but for the past few days I’ve been on a bus, smelling like a Bus Person, and talking to increasingly prolific people (in the naughty way) and thought more and more how they were the exact people that should not reproduce..

They weren’t bad people, mind you, most of them were just poor, fat, or crazy. Some were all of the above. A few were liars and thieves. Most were bastards.

I only say that because when I got to Pittsburgh, some guy stole $20 from me. It ticked me off, because I wanted to buy a phone card to call my sick brother for his birthday. But I told him, ‘hell, if you want that money enough to debase yourself and steal it from a poor out-of-town kid, keep it. If you can live with yourself…’

Anyway, yeah, I can’t connect to the net, nor does my cell have service, so all updates are sporatic at best. Meh. You should live without. Go do something. Now. NOW! GO!!

p.s. if you happen to be in PA, stop by Turnbull Hall in IUP. I’m in room 123.

Apologies my soon to be many lovely lady friends (the many is soon, not the ladies), but for the past few days I’ve been on a bus, smelling like a Bus Person, and talking to increasingly prolific people (in the naughty way) and thought more and more how they were the exact people that should…