Month: April 2005

Dear Pixel, I am pleased to advise that you have been sucessful in gaining a place in the Study Abroad / Exchange program at Macquarie University commencing MERGEFIELD. Congratulations! Attached is our acceptance package which includes: * Offer letter * Welcome to MQ! Information document * Methods of payment information Please note that you are…

Okay, I know I’m not a 2, let alone a 1. Yous guys are all jerks. Okay, sure, it’s funny, but c’mon! Okay, fine. Maybe it’s my fault for posting the link. I’ll stop doing that now. Let’s see the real world rate me based entirely on contemporary conceptions of beauty. Grr… Related posts: Life…

Click here. It’s the only way you’ll understand how absolutely devastated I am. Oh, but why would they do it?? Why? What possible reason could Net Disaster have for destroying the internet? Why? Why?? WHY??? Related posts: Faith in Humanity I’ve taken the liberty to spell check this passage. The tally is as follows: Justin:…

So, anyway, based on five votes, I am a Five point Two. Ha ha! I’ve got an ugly mug! I’ve got an ugly mug! Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!! Related posts: It turns out he’s a Secular Humanist wuzzle wazzle?… Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!! Okay, everyone go here. Now check out the very first link on the left…

First it was Friendster, then OKCupid, then the Facebook, then Myspace, then Campus Hopper, now it’s Hot or Not. So tell me. Am I hot? Or not… 🙂 Ha ha! Go superficiality! p.s. I find all humans disgusting, so whatever you decide won’t offend me. p.p.s. Why do blonds score higher? I don’t get it.…

“Operating with permission from a secretive U.S. court that meets regularly at Justice headquarters, the FBI has used such warrants to break into homes, offices, hotel rooms and automobiles, install hidden cameras, search luggage and eavesdrop on telephone conversations. Agents also have pried into safe deposit boxes, watched from afar with video cameras and binoculars…