When the Jazzman Testifies…
… Am I the only one who has ever cried at the Simpsons? Also, check out this crazy ass quote: “People who have worked in and lived near tanneries are dying of cancer caused by exposure to toxic chemicals used…
Bill of Lefts
Continued from “Bill of Rights“ Amendment XI The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another…
W to the F to the U
So, apparently, I pissed off Tyler Woodard with this comment. Who is T. Woodard, you ask? Hmmm.. Well, he’s from Washington, apparently (bloody hell, how many of you are there? Good god, people…). And he’s really, really into 1337 Speek.…
A Pixelated WTF Now?
What is this? Why does he have the same title as I? Why is it all cream and orange? And why, oh, why, is he first on the result list for Google? I think I’m going to cry.
Privacy– Nazi Style
When I first started this group, I checked everyone on our school directory to make sure they weren’t Parking Nazis (never mind the ethics. I worried about it with every search, but the point is in practical application: people’s rights…
His voice is quite pronounced
This is nuts. If I could pronounce some of these, I’d make up awesome swear words. No more codswallop, twatbucket, or piddlestopper for me, no sir! I’d be a world class insulter! I’d even be able to come up with…
No, YOU’RE a Tyrant!
Tonight is the Boardgame Party with Brandi (who I’ve ne’er met but is on my good side on the count that she once wrote a letter to Gabe). It’s also the day of a speech from a guy I’ve ne’er…
No Deletion!!!
Ha ha! By taking out this code: , it is now impossible to delete any comments you post on here. Ha ha! Everything is permanent now! Just like Lyme Disease! Ha ha! Go ahead. Comment, then try to delete it.…
No Journal Left Behind
Best. Project. Ever.
Letter to the Editor 3
Yet another letter they didn’t print. The bastards wouldn’t know skill if it bit them in the ass. This is a response to this letter and these responses, by the way. Feebleminded Thinking Allow me to come to the defense…
Nil
No blog post today. I just don’t feel like it. Sorry.
Looky, looky, I played hooky
Or, how I learned to stop worrying, and love my masthead. Note how little I care about most of my audience not knowing what this is? Note how little I care about you having to scroll in two different directions…
Shutting my Trap
Damn. Now, according to the modified poll results, I should shut my trap. So I have. Now all of the poor rabbits I’d caught earlier this week are going to die a slow, shady death. I kid, I kid. There’s…
Oh, my pouty lips
From Stephen D: It’s UNAMERICAN to pay journalists to promote GOP policies, then stonewall the investigation into who in the administration was behind it. It’s UNAMERICAN to blow the cover of a CIA agent and put the lives of her…
Deadly Corn, Anonymous Posts, and Tricky, tricky Latin
Genetically modified foods are crazy. It’s one of the reasons I don’t eat meat. Check this out: if cows eat genetically modified food (which is bad), and are themselves artificially kept obese, then logically they must be less safe to…
Angle-Grinder Man!!
My hero. If I only had the gall to be like him:
If you’re gonna be good at something
I’ve officially created the second most popular group on nmsu facebook. Check it out: ASAPN. Also, I’ve created several unpopular groups (i.e. the arguers’ group, PeTA, and the cheese sucks association). And then there’s some in the middle (i.e. lower…
Se Acabo!
It appears that people want more randomness. So, quarter whallop transexual left turn. Speaking of QWTLT, I finished all of my papers in the wee hours of the morn’. You should all be proud of me. No longer are deadlines…