It turns out that my mom’s a Creationist. It all began with my asking her if she believed in Evolution (I should know to never ask my mom these questions. She inevitably disappoints me), and she said no. I asked…

Have a terrible secret discovered (preferrably not by someone malevolent) Be hit on by three girls in one 24 hour period Be interviewed by a famous magazine, paper, website, or tv show Be wooed over Change an unjust situation Date…

Has anyone ever told you something that they thought was deep, but that you’d already thought about it? Furthermore, you’d thought it was quite obvious? It happens to me all the time. This is what it’s like: Simpleton: Have you…

As I was driving to my friend’s house today, I stopped at a stop sign (paused is more like it), and sped away. Moments later, a police car pulled out and pulled me over for stopping too far into the…

Wow. I’m a copy cat. Check out this post, now check out this one. I didn’t even intend that, I’m just so similar to myself that I post the same things every eight months. I wonder how often that’s happened……

I’d post this on your blog, but that’s more of a team blog, and I’d hate to draw more people into this than necessary. Dear Mr. Tremblay, Over the past few days you’ve posted some very thought out comments on…

Humans are an addictive species. I say this because as I speak, I’m on the internet, again, avoiding my work, again. My mom was a devoted wife. Then my parents split up, so now my mom is a chaplain at…

Guess what I found at Barnes & Noble! I’ll give you a hint, it’s approximately 2.8 x 10^74 possible combinations (the exact number is 282,870,942,277,741,856,536,180,333,107,150,328, 293,127,731,985,672,134,721,536,000,000,000,000,000).It looks like a more complex Rubik’s Cube, and costs $30. Give Up?

AOL and the Discovery Channel, as guided by the American public, goofed again. They’ve turned this into a popularity contest instead of an honest appraisal of our country’s history. Here is their latest list of the 25 Greatest Americans (presumably…

First of all, this comment, “Raising a child as a vegan is child abuse, malnutrition. I can’t believe you would post this on a public blog and not apologize. Forget about me hanging around on this blog, you’re a disgusting…

Sorry mailing list people, I’m messing with my template. You understand. Can I read this on the main page? That is the question Below the Fold

This question’s been bothering me for a long time now and I thought I’d share: Is there such an action that can be committed that, though everyone had full knowledge of it and it never hurt or prevented good to…

Ouch. This quiz courtesy of Master Monk. My sympathies to anyone who tries to answer this quiz without contradicting him I’m thinking it’s impossible. Jesus/God/Trinity ————————— Is Jesus a separate entity manifested by God or is he God personified? Explain.…

This is a Anti-forward. From now on, whenever you read a message that is forwarded, you are not allowed to forward it under the penalty of forced entry to an orifice you’d prefer remain closed. If you ever decide that…

Live Radio CD In a movie On your computer In your head Someone else singing it The reason radio is above CD is because there is so much F’ing crap on the Radio. I spend about 80% of my time…

While I don’t plan on having children in my own lifetime, I am confident I would be the perfect father. Not in any of the ways you would imagine, though, because your goals for your child are completely distinct mine.…

Pixel Q. Styx: We here at the PIX CAPACITOR think about crazy stuff. And we don’t mean crazy as in “the alien squirrels are hoarding all of the color yellow and the government knows about it!” we mean interesting things…