The impossibility of being me
What does it mean when I go to my own website and get mad at myself for not updating? How about when I look forward to what I’m going to write next more than anyone else? Because I do. And…
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Pixel: it’s a bitter abortion debate Eggo: as opposed to a lighthearted abortion debate? Pixel: I wanna have one of those Eggo: ok my stance: abortion is good Pixel: my stance: abortion is not so good Eggo: I’ve mixed feelings…
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Rethink Patriotism
Some further things everyone should rethink. Preferably with a guide of some sort who’s thought this through before or who disagrees with you about everything: Patriotism Love God Piety Religion, Creationism Myths, and Human Psychology Eating Meat Eating Sugar Buying…
S.T.A.H.L. News
This bit of intelligence from a bathroom stall as per yesterday’s post: Rethink Patriotism Wow. I like it because it’s short, sweet, and yet it still packs a whallop. I bet you nobody’s found anything as awesome as that.
I Pee Too
So I’m sitting in the john (not my john, but a john) and I happen to glance up and read the following bit of intelligence: The People who created our problems will not be the ones who fix them. followed…
Pee on your holy book
The U.S. Military admited Friday night that people at Guantanamo Bay “splashed a Koran with urine, kicked and stepped on the Islamic holy book and soaked it with water.” For those of you too lazy to follow the link, check…
“In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!“
I never realized thermodynamics were so harsh: you cannot win or quit the game, you cannot tie the game unless it is very cold, it doesn’t get that cold.
I knew I wasn’t alone…
John Adams “Let the human mind loose. It must be loose. It will be loose. Superstition and dogmatism cannot confine it.” Isaac Asimov “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
Such Hatred… Damn that Rap Music!
Look at this idiot. He’s such a tool. Half of his opinions are stupid (or inane, or too stupid to have opinions about) and the others are based on lies and half-truths. Furthermore, he’s a real right-wing nut-job as can…
Let’s all run to the plot-holes
Ever noticed how, in scary movies, they never show you the point of view of the killer? Or how they often use newspaper clippings to tell the story that the writer couldn’t work into the dialogue on the count of…
I’m a Genius
Okay, hands up, who all remembered how I’d already pinpointed where everyone goes wrong with blogging before? EVERY blogger should go to this link and follow my advice.
Intelligence from me to you from me
My grand-uncle has a saying: “Cuando encuentres tu pendejo, ¡no lo sueltes!” which translates, roughly, to “once you find your idiot, never let him go” My regular uncle has another saying: “Cada quien escoge sus chingaderas.” which translates, smoothly, to…