Month: January 2006

(scene: 2:00 p.m. Somewhere, New Mexico. Pixel calling friend Alethea to confirm movie plans for tonight. Pixel dials, walks around as the phone rings, and finds a package addressed to him on the dinner table) Alethea: Hello? Pixel: Oh, my god it’s a SOCK!!! Alethea: What? Pixel: A Sock, a SOCK!!! I just got a…

So I accomplished something. Yeah, a newspaper was published today and I’m sort of credited as the Design Editor. You’d think I’d feel more proud, but all I feel is stress. That’s not right. I’ll have to learn to delegate and manage my time. So I think I’ll eat a grape today. But first, Allow…

Here’s a fun game: type in ‘penis’ into the Google image search while the moderated searching tab is ‘off.’ Then click search and realize you’re in the middle of work and the half-cocked idea to use a funny background in a picture for an advertisement was not you or Señor Butz thought was ‘funny,’ but…

Dear Fans, Gabe the Hysterical Beaver here welcoming you back to another warm and joyous semester of beaver-related hijinks. I’m your local newspaper’s humor columnist. As a 3’ 1” beaver with a bitch for a wife, a fox for a girlfriend, a paid off mortage, common and preferred stocks in Turner broadcasting, plenty of free…

I’ve come up with a new concept that should modify my 12-year lesson plan (as seen on I, Kid part IV). I call it “Holistic History.” The idea is simple but would require the teacher(s) to have near expertise on almost every subject known to man (as all teachers do in my ideal educational world).…

This comes from the Extreme line of Pixelated Gaming.  Not to be attempted by the faint of heart. This game involves at least five ex-girlfriends/boyfriends and one current girlfriend/boyfriend.  First, you pair up the ones that don’t know each other in a hotel room (say 1, 3, and 5) and you lock them inside.  Now,…