Wow, that’s like, so friggin’ hilarious

At last, the rotating carnival of witticisms and whimsy has come to another temporary station. Here now, the “Wow, That’s Funny” Carnival competition for comedic genius requires your help.

We’ve got several very good witticisms today, and I look forward to seeing which way the vote goes. If everyone who reads this post would please vote for their 2 favorite quips in the comments section, it would be much appreciated.

Onto the carnival:

a

So she dumped me, and now all I have left are the memories. The memories, and HIV.

b

1: What are you doing?
2: I’m dancing in my underwear.
1: Ooh. . .
2: And pants and a shirt, of course.
1: Oh.
2: Why, what were you thinking?

c

My mother always told me that honesty was the most important thing. Honesty, and not telling Daddy about Fred.

d

It’s sad that whole relationships can be ruined by something as simple as dishonesty and deceit.

e

I need to get the hell out of New Mexico, I’m thinking of going to Dodge.

f

Out of all life’s mysteries, I think the most mysterious is how a simple twenty-pound cinderblock, properly aimed, can crush five grown men.

g

We’re too reliant on technology nowadays. Quick, I need to get on Myspace and post that!

h

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, which is a terrible way to pave a road. There’s nothing worse than falling into a pothole of good intentions.

i

1: Wow, you really like those new shoes.
2: Yeah, but we’ve decided to wait a while before taking any big steps.

j

And next on the weather channel: reruns. Hurricane Katrina: if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you.

k

Having cyber sex? Don’t get a virus, use a trojan.

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And there we go, that’s it for this carnival of “Wow, That’s Funny!” Remember, you can vote on your favorites via commenting. Winners get bragging rights, losers get moping rights. It’s your call.

Next month’s edition depends on this months votes and submissions. Submissions can be sent directly to submissions@pixcapacitor.com.

At last, the rotating carnival of witticisms and whimsy has come to another temporary station. Here now, the “Wow, That’s Funny” Carnival competition for comedic genius requires your help. We’ve got several very good witticisms today, and I look forward to seeing which way the vote goes. If everyone who reads this post would please…