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The Gay Ray

I have an idea. It’s a way to control the population, further intelligent reproduction and provide some quality entertainment.

I call it the “Gay Ray.”

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The Gay Ray is a hand-held ray that has the power to change the sexuality of whoever it shoots. Ideally, the ray would be invisible and take effect immediately (or as immediate as sexuality can take effect). I think it would be the most entertaining thing in the world to hit every major priest, cowboy, wrestler, dancer and political figure.

If you had a gay ray, who would you shoot?

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I have an idea. It’s a way to control the population, further intelligent reproduction and provide some quality entertainment. I call it the “Gay Ray.” The Gay Ray is a hand-held ray that has the power to change the sexuality of whoever it shoots. Ideally, the ray would be invisible and take effect immediately (or…