Month: July 2007

Forgive me if posting becomes sparse this week.  I’m taking the GRE on the 12th and I really need to break 600 in Verbal before the test.  So I’m purposely going to avoid the intraweb (if I have the self-discipline) Related posts: Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in…

Personal Ad: I like romance as much as the next guy, but long walks on the beach make me gassy. 1: Did you go to that party where if you wear green it means you’re single and if you wear red it means you’re taken? 2: You mean the red light/green light party? Yeah, I…

I’ve decided to quote-mine the Internet. My theory is that there are some awesome people writing wonderful things out there that nobody has heard of or read. So I’ve started a new series aimed at finding funny and smart people I’ve never heard of before. I am doing this purely out of my own project-of-the-week…

I live in the only place nearby where it is legal to blow up fireworks. As a result, everyone and their colicky step child heads over here for Independence Day. For the past week, fireworks have tapered my evening strolls and they’re only going to get worse. Tomorrow is the Fourth of July. Tomorrow is…

I figured out the secret to world peace. You’ve probably guessed it from the title of this post, but that won’t stop me from going on and on about how I came to this realization. The short version: I didn’t. My friend Frank (mentioned here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and…

Them: From: +19152614940 To: +19158678669 07/02/07 15:08 Hey sexy thing what you doing Me: From: +19158678669 To: +19152614940 07/02/07 15:10 Plotting. What about you? Umm… equally sexy thing? Them: 07/02/07 15:13 Well just here cooking getting things ready for tomorrow what’re you plotting?? Me: 07/02/07 15:15 Revenge. No, just kidding. I’m not. I’m plotting vengeance.…