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Why does everyone wrong number text message me?

Them:

From: +19152614940
To: +19158678669
07/02/07 15:08
Hey sexy thing what you doing

Me:

From: +19158678669
To: +19152614940
07/02/07 15:10
Plotting. What about you? Umm… equally sexy thing?

Them:

07/02/07 15:13
Well just here cooking getting things ready for tomorrow what’re you plotting??

Me:

07/02/07 15:15
Revenge. No, just kidding. I’m not. I’m plotting vengeance.

Them:

07/02/07 15:17
Lol your funny

Me:

07/02/07 15:20
I know. It’s a chronic medical condition. I can’t help it. Thanks for bringing it up, you insensitive bastard!

It gets boring from here.


Them:

07/02/07 15:23
Lol my bad

Me:

07/02/07 15:24
Indeed. What are you cooking?

Them:

07/02/07 15:25
Making some gorditas

Me:

07/02/07 15:26
Brilliant! Are you going to make some flaquitas too?

Them:

07/02/07 15:29
Lol no

Me:

07/02/07 15:29
Lol yes

Them:

07/02/07 15:32
What’re you doing sweet thang?

Me:

07/02/07 15:36
Watching an accident outside. You should see it. An ambulance ran over a six year old.

Them:

07/02/07 15:38
Omg really??

Me:

07/02/07 15:39
Lol no

Them:

07/02/07 15:39
Your so mean

Me:

07/02/07 15:41
You should come over!

Them:

07/02/07 15:42
Lol is that right

Me:

07/02/07 15:43
Yeah, the ambulance is leaving now.

Them:

07/02/07 15:44
Okay

… and now I cross my fingers and hope for hilarity. Lol

Update: This girl is really slow.  I should advise her into suicide

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Them: From: +19152614940 To: +19158678669 07/02/07 15:08 Hey sexy thing what you doing Me: From: +19158678669 To: +19152614940 07/02/07 15:10 Plotting. What about you? Umm… equally sexy thing? Them: 07/02/07 15:13 Well just here cooking getting things ready for tomorrow what’re you plotting?? Me: 07/02/07 15:15 Revenge. No, just kidding. I’m not. I’m plotting vengeance.…

5 Comments

  2. huh. I never thought about that. I just figured that I’m a guy and the person text messaging was speaking in cutsey ways, so it must therefore be a girl. I suppose that’s bad logic.

    It’s entirely possible for it to be a guy, in which case I’ve seriously messed with someone’s mind.

  5. I would have called and started breathing into the phone after the gordita comment. That’s just me though.