Month: October 2007

(I spent most of last night and this morning in a hospital waiting room. My friend Frank had to get his appendix removed and they couldn’t do it until 8 a.m. the next morning. In the mean time, I took down his last requests just in case something went hideously wrong on the operating table.…

I now hate the following states: Hawaii, Iowa, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, Arkansas and Regular Kansas on the count that I don’t have any fans from there… Except for tess coonce, who just found my blog via doing a google search of her name. Hi Tess! # Related posts: Manifesto A…

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My mother has just informed me that my birth certificate says I’m “Caucasian.” Caucasia is a region in Eurasia bordered on the north by Russia, on the southwest by Turkey, on the west by the Black Sea, on the east by the Caspian Sea, and on the south by Iran.  The concept of the Caucasian…