© Edvard Munch, used for giggles

Bad people to be around during a crisis

59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them.  I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like far too much to pay for a 20-page comic book.

  • Clark Kent
  • Peter Parker
  • Casper the Friendly Ghost
  • Anybody flammable
  • Edvard Munch
    © Edvard Munch, used for giggles
  • A more attractive, more intelligent young virgin who warned you not to go in there in the first place.
  • Anybody with crazy eyes and a mustache
  • George Constanza
  • Hal:
    © Gary Larson, used for educational purposes
  • The Oompa Loompas
  • Rioters
  • Rugby players
  • Anybody who is enemies with MacGuyver, Jack Bauer, John McClain, or the Terminator.
  • Me
  • AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them.  I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like far too much to pay for a 20-page comic book. Clark Kent Peter Parker Casper…